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ISSUE#
112
Nov 30 - Dec 14, 2006
McCain's Mutiny
Why "Mr. Integrity" wants the war to drag on
The Negligents
How to convert ignorance into “skepticism”
Civil War?
An oxymoron in one act |
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ISSUE#
111
Nov 30 - Dec 14, 2006
Big Baby Brown
Buffalo Mayor Tramples BEAST Publisher
The Vilsack Buzz
As the nation looks to ‘08, excitement is high
Cut -N- Fun!
2 dimensional fathers better parents, say experts
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ISSUE#
110
November 16-30, 2006
The 10 Most Ridiculous Things about the Midterm Elections
The Worst Show on Television
An election night diary
FEELINÊ HAGGARD
Forget the gay hooker; was Pastor Ted a tweaker?
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ISSUE#
109
Oct 26 - Nov 9, 2006
Tom & Sally Take a Trip
Foley Shmoley! Reynolds has scandal all his own.
Representative Royale!
Beast Calling
We call Eliot Spitzer's campaign to see just what "on the first day everything changes" means.
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ISSUE#
108
October 5 - 19, 2006
Welcome to the Monkey House
On Safari at “The Chapel” in Getzville
I, Left Gatekeeper
Why the "9/11 Truth" movement makes the "Left Behind" sci-fi series read like Shakespeare
Get on Board
A farewell to Habeas Corpus in one act. |
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ISSUE#
107
September 7-21, 2006
Great Gaffes Through the Ages
A comprehensive list
Why ask Why?
Five years after 9/11, the question remains unanswered
Extreme History Makeover
Lynne Cheney and the rules of history
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ISSUE#
106
September 7-21, 2006
The 51 Funniest Things
About 9-11 The BEAST 5 year fun-a-versary tribute!
The End was Nigh Just ask Glenn Beck & Karl Rove
Ironic Accuracy Rumsfeld gets it exactly backwards
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ISSUE#
105
August 9 - September 7, 2006
Sympathy for the Beagle
Chinese dissidents yearn to be treated like dogs
DICKLESS David Brooks donates genitals in noble pursuit of status quo
HILL ON FIRE Hillary Clinton copulates with the ghost of Richard Nixon
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ISSUE#
104
July 26 - Aug 8
Killing
for Peace
"Premature" ceasefires and other wacky nonsense
Allan Uthman
Oprah
Akbar
BTU's & CSI are our best weapons against terrorism
Allan Uthman
Are
you Anit-Semitic?
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ISSUE#
103
July 12, 2006
Paper
of Wreckage:
NYT reporters caught red-handed reporting.
Gay Marriage Threatens Gay Happiness A Fabulous BEAST Editorial
Ask Ann Coulter:
Completely original advice from the world's foremost dumbass
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ISSUE# 102
June 21, 2006
Anne Coulter
Feeding the ultimate troll
Al Uthman
Al Qaeda Idol
The BEAST Conservative Q&A |
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ISSUE# 101
June 7, 2006
Reaching Around the Aisle: House leaders move to protect House leaders.
BEAST Science for Hicks: A quck & fatal introduction to science for the logically challenged.
Niman "Sour Grapes" E-mail Determined to be Forgery
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ISSUE#
100
May 24, 2006
Father
Knows BEAST: Our founder Matt Taibbi has some words
for us
Viva
el BEAST: The story of a migrant BEAST staffer.
The
BEAST Government Kids' Page Review!
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ISSUE#
99
May 10, 2006
A
Prank of Two Cities: The BEAST ups the ante in Ottawa/Buffalo
mayoral hockey bet.
Top
10 Signs of the Impending US Police State: Hey America,
freedom is just around the corner... behind you.
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ISSUE#
98
April 26, 2006
I'm
With Stupid: Why Tony Snow is perfect for Press Secretary.
BEAST's
Greatest Misses: Exposing our bloopers for all to
see.
Achtung
Doobie! Buffalo boys in blue do Blitzkrieg Bop.
Thanks,
Artvoice! A message of gratitude for Jamie & Mike. |
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ISSUE#
97
April 12, 2006
Leaking
Integrity: Washington Post gives the lie to its readers.
Setting
the Table: Preemptive war, a moveable feast.
The
Foreign Flag Threat
Lou Dobbs warns America
Happy
BEASTer! : An Easter fun page... for the kids!
Punch-Out! : SubGenius custody update |
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ISSUE#
96
March 29, 2006
The
Persecution Rests: Dickhead judge takes aim at fake
religion.
Don't
Feed the Immigrants: Huddled masses threatening our
borders.
Good
News from Iraq: Fair, Balanced & Fictional.
March
Mayhem: Clash of Civilizations Bracketology. |
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ISSUE#
95
March 15, 2006
Operation
Told You So: Allan Uthman
Iraq
or Iran?: Gues which country pundits are pushing to
invade! |
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ISSUE#
94
March 1, 2006
Stranger
Danger: Allan Uthman
John
Stossel's Invisible Handjob: Paul Jones
7-Day
news Forecast
Iraqi
Civil War Chess Set |
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ISSUE#
93
February 15, 2006
Laugh
Riot Allan Uthman
Xtreme
Religion: Ian Murphy
Fundy
Funnies
Page
3 Armageddon-Inciting Doodle |
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ISSUE#
92
February 1, 2006
Bias,
Balance & Bullshit: Allan Uthman
Lighting
the Fuse: Stan Goff
James
Frey book excerpt
Belly
of the Beast: an encounter with Al Gore - Ian Murphy |
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ISSUE#
91
January 18, 2006
50
Most Loathsome People in America 2005
2005
Timeline
Predictions
2005 |
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