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Kony 2012!

March 7th, 2012 by

Ugandan Lunatic Destroys Romney in Super Tuesday Twitter Battle

So if you were on the Twitter last night, you saw a lot of hashtags like #STOPKONY, #KONY2012, #makekonyfamous, and #youowemehead. This Kony character is still trending. “Kony 2012″ is a video and ad campaign put together by a group called Invisible Children.  Read More

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Green Party to ditch alt-med idiocy?

March 7th, 2012 by

National Committee to vote on platform change

So a while back, my buddy Rebecca Watson was out in San Francisco doing her skeptical thang, and she bumped into a guy called Jesse Townley. He runs Alternative Tentacles Records, which is owned by Jello Biafra. And, though it’s slightly less awesome, he’s also an elected Green on Berkeley’s Rent Stabilization Board. So Watson mentioned me. Read More

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Pig Journalism

March 5th, 2012 by

My encounters with Andrew Breitbart, and why his death is both incredibly hilarious and a little sad

When I heard that talking colostomy bag Andrew Breitbart had died, I lol’d until I cried. I don’t need to explain why the image of him clutching his chest, lifelessly keeling over, and smashing his dumb face into the sidewalk is funny. But my tears of joy unexpectedly turned into tears of sadness. And that requires some explanation. Read More


Koch Whore, a year later

February 23rd, 2012 by

Reflections, ruminations, and several lengthy digressions

So it’s been a year since I pranked Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker posing as tea party sugar daddy David Koch. At the time, Koch told the New York Times, “I didn’t even know [Walker's] name before this brouhaha erupted.” That seemed improbable. Recently, Koch told the Palm Beach Post, “What Scott Walker is doing with the public unions in Wisconsin is critically important. He’s an impressive guy and he’s very courageous.” He also told the reporter, “We’ve spent a lot of money in Wisconsin. We’re going to spend more.” That’s more like it. Read More


The Joy of Transvaginal Sex

February 21st, 2012 by

An Educational Guest Post By Dana Loesch

You might not know it by looking at me, but I am a very sexual creature. And over the course of a long and passionate sex life, let’s just say that I’ve amassed a trove of knowledge that wouldn’t be appropriate to share with my CNN viewers, Big Journalism readers, or my radio listeners. Serious lovemaking knowledge. Read More


Know Your Vandersloots!

February 20th, 2012 by

Frank VanderSloot is an Idaho billionaire, a national finance co-chair of Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, and a major contributor to the pro-Romney Super PAC, Restore Our Future.

Joran Van der Sloot
is a sociopath, Dutch citizen, and former Aruba resident who was the main suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway.

Frank VanderSloot is the Chairman & CEO of Melaleuca, Inc., a creepy pyramid scheme which offers home cleaning products, dietary supplements, mortgage readjustments, and even debt relief services — which you probably need if you’re pyramid selling.

Joran Van der Sloot pled guilty in Peru to the robbery and murder of Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramírez, who he killed 5 years to the day after Holloway went missing.

Frank VanderSloot is a devout Mormon who ostensibly believes that God is a magical flesh-and-blood man who lives on the planet Kolob, and that if he’s good on earth, he will become a similar God in the afterlife.

Joran Van der Sloot was caught on undercover video by the Dutch media admitting to have witnessed Halloway’s death.

Frank VanderSloot is virulently anti-gay, and his beard “wife” donated $100,000 to help promote California’s unconstitutional same-sex marriage ban Proposition 8.


Joran Van der Sloot attended the International School of Aruba, where he was an honors student, and considered to be a soccer and tennis star.


Frank VanderSloot is an overly litigiousness jerk who often threatens news outlets and blogs when they report about what an overly litigiousness jerk he is.


Joran Van der Sloot reportedly receives fan mail, marriage proposals, and sexually explicit offers from moronic women all over the world.


Frank VanderSloot‘s Melaleuca, Inc., was  warned by the FDA to stop pyramid-selling unapproved drugs and making unproven claims about their health benefits.


Joran Van der Sloot was ordered to pay the Flores family $75,000; he is currently serving a 28 year term in prison.



H/T to Glenn Greenwald & Nancy Grace



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J.C. Penney offers hilarious response to "The Daily BEAST"

February 16th, 2012 by

Sweatshop retailer funds anti-gay and pro-gay politicians, so it’s all good, says spokesperson


A few days ago The BEAST broke the story that J.C. Penney, despite a very public claim to “share values” with their openly gay spokesperson Ellen DeGeneres, contributes to anti-gay politicians through its PAC. Well, in response to a media inquiry, the folks over at J.C. Penney have offered us this bizarre statement: Read More


Separated at Birth?

February 15th, 2012 by

Newt Gingrich’s “Faith Leaders Dream Team”…

… and the Nazgûl?



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