BEAST PAGE 3 BENGALS FAN!!!
Name: Clifford “Big Cat” Peterson
Turn-ons: San Diego, HBO’s “Inside the NFL,” chicks who pick up the dinner tab, Jon Kitna, Herb Tarlek
Turn-offs: San Francisco, Detroit, completed passes in excess of 15 yards, Olympic Figure Skating controversies, Akili Smith
How I became the BEAST Page 3 Cincinnati Bengals Fan: My brother Steve is an aspiring artist and he submitted some humorous sketches to the Beast guys hoping to get them published. They told him they’d think about it, but only if I agreed to pose as the Page 3 Bengals Fan. So here I am. It’s no big deal, the off-season is kind of a drag anyhow.
Future plans: Nothing much in particular except for road-trippin’ on out to San Diego to see the Bengals triumph in Super Bowl XXXVII over whatever sorry team the NFC sends this year. Yeah baby! Jon Kitna all the way!!!
How I want to be remembered: As a man who never gave up on his team no matter how many first-round draft pick QBs turned into NFL Europe bench-warmers, and as a man who knows a thing or two about Feng Shui. There’s nothing like too much clutter in your life to make your goals seem unattainable.