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Breaking BEAST: Alvin Greene in shower!

Jun

13

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South Carolina’s unlikely Democratic nominee for Senate, the mysterious Alvin Greene, is currently “in the shower,” according to a recording the BEAST has obtained of a call between an unnamed source and Greene’s father and roommate James. He will be available for further media scrutiny in “about ten minutes.”

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[UPDATE: the phone's busy.]

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