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BEAST HERO of the WEAK

Dec

16

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Florida School Board Shooting Edition

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No, we’re not talking about the Purse Lady. She’s an embarrassment. Her actions were both profoundly irresponsible and ineffective. She starts out good, hitting Clay Duke’s gun arm with her purse, but when it doesn’t work she immediately starts crying and falls to the ground in a pathetic heap. Sad, really.

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GOD HATES BILLS

Nov

29

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Super slow-mo video reveals God’s hand in Stevie Johnson’s last-second drop during the Bills heartbreaking loss to the Steelers.

Johnson responds:

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And a nervous nation awaits an end to the supernatural feud.

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Study: 70% of Republicans Can't Identify Self in Mirror

Sep

05

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CHICAGO (AB)–Researchers at the Institute of Incredibly Depressing Statistics (IIDS) have released a new and incredibly depressing statistic: 70% of republicans are unable to identify their own image in a mirror.

Study participants were asked to stand in a lineup, which included a houseplant, a cardboard cutout of Mel Torme, a bucket full of monkey spit and a large wheel of sharp cheddar cheese. IIDS scientists then presented the subjects with a wall-sized mirror and asked them to point at their own reflection. While 92% of registered democrats were easily able to point out their own reflection, a staggering majority of republicans and independents could not.

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Not Procrastinating: What Can YOU Do?

Aug

18

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BY THE ENDURING VISION

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Procrastination has long been the scourge of productivity, and with the rise of addictive social networking sites including the YouTube Store and the FaceSpace, most believe that it’s only going to get worse from here. But is there any way to stop it and give yourself the ability to constantly work all the time?

For the sake of your happiness, we certainly hope so. Give a few of the following tips a whirl and see how it goes:

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Iron Rand 2

Jul

08

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Tony Stark: Capitalist √úbermensch

By Ellsworth Toohey Michael Caigoy


Robert Downey Jr. reprises his role as Hank Rearden Tony Stark, the brilliant entrepreneur who single-handedly invents a new steel alloy power source, leading to the creation of collectivist teapots the Iron Man suit.

This is a stupid, stupid movie.

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Hipsters Desperately Seek New Anachronism To Claim As Own

Jun

01

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Originally posted at the Enduring Vision

The hipster community, having exhausted most known pre-1999 lexicons and fashions to reinvigorate, now finds itself in a life-or-death struggle as the lack of a new anachronism to latch on to threatens the viability of the entire social structure.

Experts say the staidness of Converse sneakers, fedoras, and pretending to enjoy Pabst Blue Ribbon could sideline the whole hipster community unless a cutting-edge anachronism can be discovered.

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