by GRAND AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI
SupremeK Hello my friends! This is your Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei! I am very happy to be using this wonderful new technology, twitter. God wi
SupremeK What happened? Hmm. I guess they haven’t gotten all the bugs out yet. Kind of like Iran’s election process! Ha! But seriously, I want to rea
SupremeK I don’t get this. It keeps cutting me off after just a few words. That can’t possibly be how it’s supposed to work, can it? Hmm. Because tha
SupremeK This is worse than a telegram. How on earth is this the cool new thing? It’s like a blog, but way worse! Stupid infidel technology.
SupremeK Ha! I said something that time! I guess the trick is just to keep it short. I am not used to being cut off, being the holy ruler of my count
SupremeK Dammit!! That is so annoying! No wonder the protesters are so angry! LOL! Anyway, I just wanted to let my people know that there’s no way
SupremeK The election couldn’t have been stolen, because we, like, counted the votes. I know it was awful quick, but that’s because I use a method I lik
SupremeK e to call “Holy counting”, which basically involves me waving my hands around and then Allah beams the numbers into my head. He’s Allah, he
SupremeK wouldn’t jerk me around. Besides, I am inerrant, so even if I just took a guess it would be right. PWND! I agree it’s a bit odd–well, seems
SupremeK odd–that the vote count in 50 or so cities is actually higher than the population, but again, it’s only by a few million, so be cool, people
SupremeK Hey @Mousavi you need to chill out dude Mahmoud won get over it. You getting peeps killed so CHILL BRO!
SupremeK I think I’m getting used to this.Hey Americans leave Iran alone why not get off your butts and play some soccer? Lard butts LOL PWND!
SupremeK BTW did any1 see Meghan McCain on Bill Maher? What a bimbo! Begala destroyed her without even trying! Slut should cover herself!
SupremeK Oh yeah you can’t watch that here we shut down all media, speaking of which I saw some cell phone vids of people dancing NO DANCING
SupremeK Dancing and singing is not cool people. Listen to me, I’m telling you it only leads to more sins against Allah. No dancing and no protest
SupremeK Stop blowing up the Basij, they are nice guys you would like them when they’re not shooting your chest LOL
SupremeK LOL Fred Thompson’s on Meet the Press—betcha wish you’d stayed at the Manhattan DA’s office numbnuts. Dissing Obama so I guess he’s cool now
SupremeK Hey, @Schwarzenegger: I’ve got an idea for your money probs: drill baby drill! ROFL just kidding, we have all the oil too bad ;..(
SupremeK OK that was mean, sorry. This twitter thing is gay like the protesters. Ya heard? Protester are teh gay!!
SupremeK Remember, the election results can’t be rigged because then I will have been wrong when I said they weren’t, and I can’t be wrong
SupremeK What’s the big deal anyway? It’s not like Mousavi is going to let you dance! Only I may dance!
SupremeK LOL keyboard cat is hilarious! Turn the volume down, it’s not religious music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J—aiyznGQ
SupremeK Hey @Neda, sorry but you should have been home cooking rice, no one gets shot making rice! Unless my thugs invade their home LOL
SupremeK Am I the only one who misses Bush? LMAO
SupremeK CNN is so lame they don’t even broadcast my tweets! I swear that black guy is a robot
SupremeK how many Jews can you fit on one soundstage? Ask Wolf Blitzer LOL
SupremeK That whore Christiane Amanpour is showing her hair again! WHORE!
SupremeK You see people, if you continue to sow dissent women will walk around with their hair out
SupremeK That’s it people! Next time no election! Now going to get some fried eggplant YUMMY!