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Consumer BEAST

Aug

11

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Modern gadgets, reviewed

BY MYLES O’BRIEN

Weber 721001 Smokey Mountain Cooker 18.5-Inch Smoker

$268.77

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“I haz a kooker”

As my arch-Catholic forebear Jonathan Swift1 once wrote, “It is a fair thing indeed for a man, subjected as he may be to the worst afflictions and shambles, to now and again cook and consume and enjoy the venerable house-cat.” A wise man!

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Consumer BEAST

Jul

06

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Modern gadgets, reviewed

BY MYLES O’BRIEN

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Fiskars 9668 Long Handle Digging Shovel
$32.99


A stylish way to move dirt and more!
A stylish way to move dirt and more!

Friends! Enemies! What is the purpose of the shovel? This is not a rhetorical question, and the answers are bountiful; you may say digging a large hole, yes, or the transfer of dirt from one bucket to another, yes, or the leveling of some earthen mound, yes.

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Consumer BEAST

Jun

03

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Modern gadgets, reviewed

BY MYLES O’BRIEN

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Conair 213XP Infiniti Professional Tourmaline Ceramic Technology Ionic Styler, black, with special 20-foot cord
$34.99
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Being the proud owner of a young granddaughter I often take it upon myself to spoil her with gifts expensive and inexpensive, profound and ordinary. It is not uncommon where, upon visiting my home, she will approach me and say, “Pappy, can I have candy?” or “Pappy, can you take me to UFC in Las Vegas tomorrow?” My answer is always yes. Should she spend the weekend at my house and declare her sincere wish for a chainsaw she would have it within the day. Such is my devotion.

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