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Five Day Misogyny Forecast

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Five Day Misogyny Forecast


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Monday June 3
Partly angry in the afternoon, giving way to uneasy truce in the evening

order

Tuesday June 4
Bickering, threats, severe break-up; chance of afternoon restraining order



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Wednesday June 5
Sulking, leering in idling cars: shrine-building at night



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Thursday June 6
Incessant masturbation throughout the day, occasional phone calls from ex-girlfriends. Mute hatred, giving way to seething toward evening.



handcuffs

Friday June 7
Violence, stalking, and a 60% chance of police custody.



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