Five Day Misogyny Forecast
Monday June 3
Partly angry in the afternoon, giving way to uneasy truce in the evening
Tuesday June 4
Bickering, threats, severe break-up; chance of afternoon restraining order
Wednesday June 5
Sulking, leering in idling cars: shrine-building at night
Thursday June 6
Incessant masturbation throughout the day, occasional phone calls from ex-girlfriends. Mute hatred, giving way to seething toward evening.
Friday June 7
Violence, stalking, and a 60% chance of police custody.