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10

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Pigs drop beats @ #OccupyBerkeley

You know what’s terrifying? Asian women! Did you know that sometimes they can grow up to 5 feet tall, and weigh nearly 100 lbs? And sometimes they’ll just stand there. When they do that, you know they’re plotting your murder. Now that you have those facts, rewatch the above clip, and tell me you wouldn’t have done the same thing. TELL ME! OR I’LL SMASH YOU IN THE FUCKING STOMACH, YOU GODDAMN LIBERAL PUKE!

Sorry. I joke to hide the pain. Call me old fashioned, but it hurts watching defenseless people take a pretty serious beating. It hurts watching it happen in my country. There was absolutely no provocation there. Cops, in this case and many others we’ve seen during the Occupations, are just motherfuckers. Pure, deep-down motherfuckers.

I gotta give it to those kids. For real. It takes a lot of will power not to attack someone who is beating you with a club. The crowd could have easily swarmed those pigs, pinned them down, and gnawed at their goddamn throats until they all bled out onto the lawn like the worthless fucking shits they are. I guess it’s a good thing that that didn’t happen. Right?

  • http://bit.ly/sdi4Tj Trevor

    You know… It’s real easy to get hold of a rifle in this country… With a scope… And there’s always high ground near these spots where the cops like to get their OMON on… Just saying…

  • http://www.hardleft.org/ MD Caigoy

    @Trevor

    It irritates me when I see a picture of the Kochs, or Cheney, Rumsfeld, Blankfein, Paulson, etc. I keep thinking, “You were that close? You had the line of sight? And you shoot… a picture?”

  • admin

    Fuck off, you cracker-ass-cracker.

  • Anthony

    I empathize with the sentiments behind your words Murph. I only hope you do not experience a shit-storm not seen since “Fuck The Troops.”

  • Anthony

    @ real chris:

    Why do you feel the need to reference yourself every other fucking time you post a reply? You always seem to feel the need to write about your past role with this publication. It’s annoying and no one cares.

    • http://www.buffalobeast.com/ Josh Bunting

      @Anthony He used to edit the BEAST wikipedia entry to try to make it look like he was something other than a placeholder for better writers for 5 minutes 8 or so years ago. As if he were on par with Taibbi or Uthman. It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

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