"Totally coup, yo."

Know Your Vandersloots!

Feb

20

by

Frank VanderSloot is an Idaho billionaire, a national finance co-chair of Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, and a major contributor to the pro-Romney Super PAC, Restore Our Future.


Joran Van der Sloot
is a sociopath, Dutch citizen, and former Aruba resident who was the main suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway.


Frank VanderSloot is the Chairman & CEO of Melaleuca, Inc., a creepy pyramid scheme which offers home cleaning products, dietary supplements, mortgage readjustments, and even debt relief services — which you probably need if you’re pyramid selling.


Joran Van der Sloot pled guilty in Peru to the robbery and murder of Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramírez, who he killed 5 years to the day after Holloway went missing.


Frank VanderSloot is a devout Mormon who ostensibly believes that God is a magical flesh-and-blood man who lives on the planet Kolob, and that if he’s good on earth, he will become a similar God in the afterlife.


Joran Van der Sloot was caught on undercover video by the Dutch media admitting to have witnessed Halloway’s death.


Frank VanderSloot is virulently anti-gay, and his beard “wife” donated $100,000 to help promote California’s unconstitutional same-sex marriage ban Proposition 8.

 

Joran Van der Sloot attended the International School of Aruba, where he was an honors student, and considered to be a soccer and tennis star.

 

Frank VanderSloot is an overly litigiousness jerk who often threatens news outlets and blogs when they report about what an overly litigiousness jerk he is.

 

Joran Van der Sloot reportedly receives fan mail, marriage proposals, and sexually explicit offers from moronic women all over the world.

 

Frank VanderSloot‘s Melaleuca, Inc., was  warned by the FDA to stop pyramid-selling unapproved drugs and making unproven claims about their health benefits.

 

Joran Van der Sloot was ordered to pay the Flores family $75,000; he is currently serving a 28 year term in prison.

 

_______________________________

H/T to Glenn Greenwald & Nancy Grace

_____________________________


 

  • Archives