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None of the above FTW




Local poll: NY-26 likes no one

As you can see from Howard Owens’s poll over at the Batavian


…the voters of NY-26 have made a clear choice about who best represents their views on foreign policy: None of the above. Corwin & I lag far behind in a statistical dead heat. Hochul & Davis duel for 3rd. Losers. This poll is not scientifically reliable, and doesn’t indicate who people will vote for.

But who is this None of the above guy? Maybe the comments will tell us:

Posted by Jeff Allen on April 13, 2011 – 7:46pm

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Posted by Howard Owens on April 13, 2011 – 10:48am

Jeff, this poll isn’t about abortion. It’s about foreign policy. It’s not asking who you’re going to vote for, but which candidate’s foreign policy views best reflect your own.

Posted by Bob Harker on April 13, 2011 – 11:03am

David Bellavia.

Posted by Jeff Allen on April 13, 2011 – 11:37am
Sorry, I read it too quickly and it’s a hot topic for me. Left with no other choice actually on the ballot, David Bellavia

OK! So None of the above is either David Bellavia or someone who pipe-bombs abortion clinics. Now we know. They’re both very popular in the district.

Again, this poll doesn’t mean anything. Lend it no credence. None.





Winning! Well, there’s still that None of the above fella. Someone’s started him a write in campaign, too, which should scare the shit out of Jane Corwin. She’s being flanked on all sides.

This is good.

Oh, and stop voting now. Save it for May 24th!


  • Puffy Boners

    The total poll tally currently stands at 420. Don’t change anything. And Ian is second only to a Nun from Above. I believe it may be Sister Mary Blood of Jesus Willywhacker come back from the grave. Good thing I have my athletic protector on 24/7.

  • Ozinator


    heads -up….You were mentioned in detail for your prank at a speech by John Nichols (The Nation) recently. FAIR ran it on Counterspin. No mention of your candidacy but if that doesn’t work out, maybe you can get a gig out of the exposure.

    You’re Welcome,

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