Kathy Hochul challenges opponents to like hockey
Wow. Seems like my Democratic opponent Kathy Hochul has really upped her game. Check out this amazing press release (assist to Scott Leffler, for having the stomach to report on this race):
HOCHUL CONGRATULATES SABRES,
CALLS ON OPPONENTS TO FOLLOW
Hochul only candidate to support SabresThe following is a statement from Kathy Hochul, candidate for New York’s 26th Congressional District:
“Now that the regular season is officially over, I congratulate the Sabres on an amazing 40th season and look forward to watching them in the playoffs. Since my opponents – Republican, Jane Corwin, and Tea Party-endorsed candidate, Jack Davis – have refused to take a position on Congress’s budget compromise, I now call on them to immediately join me in rooting on the Sabres in their run for the Stanley Cup.”
More information about Kathy Hochul can be found at www.KathyHochul.com
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Wow. Mighty shrewd politicking, Kathy. How dare Jane Corwin & Jack Davis not support that local thing everyone likes! I better put together a chicken wing press release before Hochul scoops me. Then again, she doesn’t seem to know that I’m in the race.
Damn. What am I going to do?! I really don’t give a shit about hockey, but I know that if I’m elected to Congress, nearly all of my daily duties will be hockey-related. Shit. I’ve been outmaneuvered! How can I show the people of NY-26 that I understand that being a good Congress Creature is just like when a hockey batter throws the disk for a touchdown?
Ah-ha! Beard-a-thon! Per Sabres tradition the team is asking for “fans to grow their own playoff beard and raise money for charity.” Check. And mate, Hochul. Your disturbingly beardless face betrays your disdain for both the Sabres and charity. You shame us all.
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