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Loathsome emails and Tweets from our adoring fans

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Damon Lindelof

DamonLindelof Damon Lindelof

Bad news: I’m 33rd on the “50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010″ list. Good news: Mel Gibson is 32nd. Whew. http://bit.ly/gcRESZ

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Dear Mr. Lindelof,

You have to understand that the “50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010” was really written in an alternate universe…by a ghost…of a polar bear…in a fake beard…with six-years of perpetual five o’clock shadow…and incongruous philosophy references…and then heaven or something. So, really, it’s an honor—if you get it. And we think you do.

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pattonoswalt

Patton Oswalt

Yes. YES. Buffalo Beast’s 50 Most Loathsome 2010 (wish they’d included Rev. John M. Fiala, but oh well): http://bit.ly/erNczq

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Dear Mr. Oswalt,

Who are you to judge a man whose only crimes are loving God, buggering a kid at gunpoint and then trying to have him whacked? But seriously, can you introduce us to Paul Blart Mall Cop?

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And now back to our regularly scheduled programming

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I so enjoy your annual MLA list. I think you should do one for the last decade. You know, the worst of the worst. In the same way I imagine this list generates a huge amount of traffic, a decade list would be icing on the cake. I’ll be waiting for it…

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Dear Anonymous Slave Driver,

No. That said, we won’t rule it out.

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Atlas Smugged

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Hi,
You have an error in your 50 worst people list. Rand Paul is not named after Ayn Rand. Rand is short for Randal. Check wikipedia mr. know it all.

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Dear Randroid,

Do you know any other Randals who shortened their name to Rand? Ron most certainly named his evil spawn Randal with the hope that he’d some day slash his moniker like so many essential government programs. It was either that or name him Aynus. But, yeah, we changed that bit just for you.

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Clever

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The #1 most loathsome mother fuckers of 2010 are clearly YOU !! ( not us )

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Dear Unoriginal Fuckwad,
We’re #1! We’re #1! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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Response Redundant

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Fuck you!! your stupid “list” is liberal lies. Were’s Nancy Pelosi and Keith Oberman? Your bias and it shows.

TJ

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Dear TJ,

Wow.

Yes. Right Here!

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Do you take unsolicited work for consideration?
If so, where would one send such pieces?
Thanks,
Tom Aiken

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Dear Tom,

See title.

Touchy

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It’s Zuckerberg. Not Zuckerburg! In the 50 most loathsome….
No need to respond but if u want to send me a line, go for it!

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Dear Mr. Zuckerberg,

We apologize for the error.

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We hope it’s a dream

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I know its early, but I have suggestion for your 2011 list of most loathsome Americans:
Jeh C. Johnson,
Defense Department General Counsel.
http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/01/13/obama_official_mlk_supports_our_wars

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Dear Anonymous,

What? Just because MLK was against Vietnam and war in general doesn’t mean he’d be against killing Muslims? Right? First Glenn Beck and now this guy. Duly noted. Great. Now we’re sad. Jerk.

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It’s eleven o’clock. Do you know where your children are?

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Legendary former Buffalo anchorman Irv Weinstein forwarded me the 50 List and I thought it was so tasty I just had to buy you a sammich.
If you ever want someone to just go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn about what a brilliant piece of writing/linking/surgery this was, holla.

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Dear Anonymous Recipient of Legendary former Buffalo anchorman Irv Weinstein Forwards,

This Irv Weinstein?

Whoa. Thanks, man. Irv to-the-Motha-effin’ Weinstein!

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There’s no e in Loathsome…except that one

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I have read all the Loathesomes posted on your site, and I am in awe. This is the best thing I’ve read in years (but why is there no 2003 edition?)! I love you, and I am sorry your football team sucks. So does mine.
-Alex L

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Dear Alex,

There’s no e in loathsome. Really. We don’t care what Harper’s tells you! Really, Harper’s? “Loathesome”?! And why haven’t you linked to our 2010 list? We’re waiting…oh, Alex, we forgot you were there. Um…2003 loathsome list? According to our old editor Al Uthman, it was so mean and violent that he couldn’t post it without causing a riot. And The BEAST doesn’t have a football team. Do we? No.

P.S. Irv Weinstein rules!

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