Frank VanderSloot is an Idaho billionaire, a national finance co-chair of Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, and a major contributor to the pro-Romney Super PAC, Restore Our Future.
Joran Van der Sloot is a sociopath, Dutch citizen, and former Aruba resident¬†who was the main suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway.
Frank VanderSloot is the Chairman & CEO of Melaleuca, Inc., a creepy pyramid scheme which offers home cleaning products, dietary supplements, mortgage readjustments, and even debt relief services — which you probably need if you’re pyramid selling.
Joran Van der Sloot pled guilty in Peru to the robbery and murder of Stephany Tatiana Flores Ram√≠rez, who he killed 5 years to the day after Holloway went missing.
Frank VanderSloot is a devout Mormon who ostensibly believes that God is a magical flesh-and-blood man who lives on the planet Kolob, and that if he’s good on earth, he will become a similar God in the afterlife.
Joran Van der Sloot was caught on undercover video by the Dutch media admitting to have witnessed Halloway’s death.
Frank VanderSloot is¬†virulently anti-gay, and his
beard “wife”¬†donated $100,000 to help promote California’s unconstitutional same-sex marriage ban Proposition 8.
Joran Van der Sloot attended the International School of Aruba, where he was an honors student, and considered to be a soccer and tennis star.
Frank VanderSloot¬†is an overly litigiousness jerk who often threatens news outlets and blogs when they report about what an¬†overly litigiousness jerk he is.
Joran Van der Sloot reportedly¬†receives fan mail, marriage proposals, and sexually explicit offers from moronic women all over the world.
Frank VanderSloot‘s Melaleuca, Inc., was ¬†warned by the FDA to stop pyramid-selling unapproved drugs and making unproven claims about their health benefits.
Joran Van der Sloot was ordered to pay the Flores family $75,000; he is currently serving a 28 year term in prison.
H/T to Glenn Greenwald & Nancy Grace