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Wisconsin's Weird Numbers

May 9th, 2012 by

Milwaukee¬†Mayor Tom Barrett Crushes Dem Primary, but what the…

So yesterday’s Republican turnout for the Wisconsin gubernatorial primary was supposed to be low. Damn low. The conventional wisdom was that they had no reason to turn out, and if they did they might even cross over and vote for a weak (Falk) or fake (Huber) Democratic candidate. But that doesn’t seem to be the case. (more…)

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The Feminazis Strike Back

March 10th, 2012 by

Or Gloria Allred is a fascist moron

Just when you think the “professional left” got a hold of something they couldn’t possibly fuck up — that is, Rush Limbaugh doing, saying, imparting, intimating anything whatsoever — they do. Hard.

While this is not the case, overall, notorious “feminist” lawyer Gloria Allred has decided to do something incredibly stupid. She’s trying to get Rush Limbaugh prosecuted under an arcane Florida statute for calling Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke a “slut” and a “prostitute.” (more…)


Green Party to ditch alt-med idiocy?

March 7th, 2012 by

National Committee to vote on platform change

So a while back, my buddy Rebecca Watson was out in San¬†Francisco doing her skeptical thang, and she bumped into a guy called Jesse Townley. He¬†runs Alternative Tentacles Records, which is owned by Jello Biafra. And, though it’s slightly less awesome, he’s also an elected Green on Berkeley’s Rent¬†Stabilization Board. So Watson mentioned me. (more…)

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Koch Whore, a year later

February 23rd, 2012 by

Reflections, ruminations, and several lengthy digressions

So it’s been a year since I pranked Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker posing as tea party sugar daddy David Koch.¬†At the time, Koch told the New York Times, “I didn‚Äôt even know [Walker's] name before this brouhaha erupted.” That seemed improbable. Recently, Koch told the Palm Beach Post, “What Scott Walker is doing with the public unions in Wisconsin is critically important. He’s an impressive guy and he’s very courageous.” He also told the reporter, “We’ve spent a lot of money in Wisconsin. We’re going to spend more.” That’s more like it. (more…)


Know Your Vandersloots!

February 20th, 2012 by

Frank VanderSloot is an Idaho billionaire, a national finance co-chair of Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, and a major contributor to the pro-Romney Super PAC, Restore Our Future.

Joran Van der Sloot
is a sociopath, Dutch citizen, and former Aruba resident who was the main suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway.

Frank VanderSloot is the Chairman & CEO of Melaleuca, Inc., a creepy pyramid scheme which offers home cleaning products, dietary supplements, mortgage readjustments, and even debt relief services — which you probably need if you’re pyramid selling.

Joran Van der Sloot pled guilty in Peru to the robbery and murder of Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramírez, who he killed 5 years to the day after Holloway went missing.

Frank VanderSloot is a devout Mormon who ostensibly believes that God is a magical flesh-and-blood man who lives on the planet Kolob, and that if he’s good on earth, he will become a similar God in the afterlife.

Joran Van der Sloot was caught on undercover video by the Dutch media admitting to have witnessed Halloway’s death.

Frank VanderSloot is¬†virulently anti-gay, and his beard “wife”¬†donated $100,000 to help promote California’s unconstitutional same-sex marriage ban Proposition 8.


Joran Van der Sloot attended the International School of Aruba, where he was an honors student, and considered to be a soccer and tennis star.


Frank VanderSloot is an overly litigiousness jerk who often threatens news outlets and blogs when they report about what an overly litigiousness jerk he is.


Joran Van der Sloot reportedly receives fan mail, marriage proposals, and sexually explicit offers from moronic women all over the world.


Frank VanderSloot‘s Melaleuca, Inc., was ¬†warned by the FDA to stop pyramid-selling unapproved drugs and making unproven claims about their health benefits.


Joran Van der Sloot was ordered to pay the Flores family $75,000; he is currently serving a 28 year term in prison.



H/T to Glenn Greenwald & Nancy Grace



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J.C. Penney offers hilarious response to "The Daily BEAST"

February 16th, 2012 by

Sweatshop retailer funds anti-gay and¬†pro-gay politicians, so it’s all good, says spokesperson


A few days ago The BEAST broke the story that J.C. Penney, despite a very public claim to “share values” with their openly gay spokesperson Ellen DeGeneres, contributes to anti-gay politicians through its PAC. Well, in response to a media inquiry, the folks over at J.C. Penney have offered us this bizarre statement: (more…)


J.C. Penney Winter Hypocrisy Sale!

February 13th, 2012 by

Sweatshop retailer hires lesbian, donates thousands to homophobic politicians

According to my Facebook & Twitter feeds, I’m supposed to be inspired that J.C. Penney is forward-thinking enough to have an openly gay spokesperson in Ellen DeGeneres. It is kind of cool that the company didn’t capitulate to the puritanical zealots calling for her dismissal. And it wasn’t just a savvy business move to retain the popular talk show host and trendsetter, says J.C. Penney CEO Ron Johnson, “because she shares the same values that we do in our company.‚Ä̬† (more…)


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