Missionaries from planet Kolob invade earth to explain God’s bellybutton, eat brains
A DISPATCH FROM THE FRONTLINES OF THE CULTURE WAR
BY IAN MURPHY
So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.
If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose.
If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.
â€“ Sun Tzu, The Art of War
â€śWe should chain them up in your basement,â€ť I offered. â€śYou know, get all Gitmo on their assesâ€” sensory deprivation, extremes in temperature, naked pyramids… That’s the only way to really get through to these things.â€ť (more…)