"Totally coup, yo."

The BEAST Page 3 Cranky Death-Bird





Name: Steve

Turn-ons: Po-boys, winged flight, “Treme,” green energy, Canadian offshore oil drilling regulations, which requires both remote safety shutoffs and pre-drilled pressure release wells, french fries and Calgon.

Turn-offs: The MMS, crystal meth, John Goodman’s neck, BP, Haliburton et al, Tony Podesta, Sarah Palin, all this fucking oil that’s on me and Rand Paul’s stupid face.

How I got to be The BEAST Page 3 Cranky Death-bird: Look at me!

Future Plans: Imminent and painful death.

How I’d Like to be Remembered: As the proverbial canary in the coal mine.

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