Turn-ons: Po-boys, winged flight, “Treme,” green energy, Canadian offshore oil drilling regulations, which requires both remote safety shutoffs and pre-drilled pressure release wells, french fries and Calgon.
Turn-offs: The MMS, crystal meth, John Goodman’s neck, BP, Haliburton et al, Tony Podesta, Sarah Palin, all this fucking oil that’s on me and Rand Paul’s stupid face.
How I got to be The BEAST Page 3 Cranky Death-bird: Look at me!
Future Plans: Imminent and painful death.
How I’d Like to be Remembered: As the proverbial canary in the coal mine.