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Anthony Watts and Joe Farah eat dragon dick

So I’m out here in Madtown, doing my thing, but I couldn’t resist taking a few minutes to mention this post from Fox News pig-fucker and climate change denier Anthony Watts:

From World Net Daily(not the tabloid site World News Daily), with h/t to Green Hell Blog, something that if proven is quite disturbing. Yet given the kind of treatment I’ve recently received at the hands of an eco-zealot who can’t tolerate my views on climate, I’m not surprised.

Some people have no scruples and no shame. – Anthony

[Idiotic post by an idiotic author]

UPDATE: I decided to pull the direct link to the website that hurled unspeakable insults to me by an  eco-zealot, they don’t deserve the traffic WUWT will generate for them. Such things are best handled by other means. So, I used WebCite to permanently log the website, and you can view it here, scroll all the way to the bottom and note “corrections”:http://www.webcitation.org/5x0pgZdgl

The “unspeakable insults,” which were very easy to speak, were a part of The BEAST’s annual list of Heinous Climate Villains (view the ’09 article). So, context achieved, yeah?

Anyway, Anthony Watts is not only a pig-fucking, anti-science lunatic, but also a dragon whore. World Net Daily, if you’re fortunate enough not to know already, is published & edited by Joseph Farah. He thinks the earth is 6,000 years-old. He thinks dragons exist–or rather that dragon legends came from human/dinosaur coexistence.

I didn’t read the idiotic post by the idiotic author, because I have better things to do than ingest garbage, but it has something to do with people being uncivil when “debating” creationist and climate-science-denying morons. (OK, I just read the story, and it’s about some eco-types messing with some moron’s children. That’s not cool, but what does that have to do with us calling Watts out for being a dumb-shit?) Firstly, there is no debate. You idiots lose. You lose hard. It’s not a matter of belief. You do not understand. Secondly, I can’t think of anything more uncivil than to actively obscure the public’s understanding of climate change at the behest of your corporate masters at Exxon.

It’s very basic science, Tony, and even grade school children can easily grasp it. And just in case you’re unaware, which seems to be your thing, nearly every scientist in the world grasps climate change, too. So what’s more uncivil? Calling a pig-fucker a pig-fucker or lying, for oil companies, about a phenomenon which will endanger ours and ever other species on the planet if left unchecked?

You, sir (and I use that term loosely, Tony), are a pig-fucking moron. Both you and Joe Farah deserve to be sodomized by a ten-foot dragon cock until the scaly head pops your stupid skull off and it rolls down the street. That’s what you deserve.

Good thing, for you, that dragons don’t exist.


  • Ozinator


    Climate change is not “simple science”–it only seems that way to you because you appeal to the authority of consensus. You have no fucking clue how science or theory works but get to be right here while standing on the shoulders of giants while playing smart. (do you understand what is being said to you?)

    Anyways, Bravo! Those guys are stupid too! Keep up the funny articles

  • admin

    You’re dumb. Do you know how a greenhouse works? It’s basically like that with co2 and water vapor and methane and other consensus science whatnots in earth’s atmosphere. That concept is very simple.

    Please, sterilize yourself with a hammer.

  • John Puma

    How does one invoke “standing on the shoulders of giants” WITHOUT
    doing precisely that for which one excoriates another, that is: appealing “to the authority of the consensus.”

  • http://nanobotswillenslaveusall.wordpress.com/ Josh Bunting

    Ozinator’s still so mad about the science behind the safety and efficacy of vaccines that he can’t even read a byline. Skip the sterilization and just kill yourself, please.

    See, I was being polite. I said “please.”

  • Anteprepro

    Easy to learn in a classroom is not the same as easy to discover and verify, Ozie.

  • klem

    “Anyway, Anthony Watts is not only a pig-fucking, anti-science lunatic, but also a dragon whore.”

    I don’t know who you are pal, but I know you are one serious asshole. Good luck in all your future endevours sperm breath. Don’t forget to swallow.

    [Implying that Murphy's a homosexual is not an insult. - The BEAST Comment Police]

  • Ozinator


    tell that to Josh. Kids everyday grasp the concept of Adam and Eve too. The man doesn’t understand how science works and conflates the applied science developing vaccines to theory . He feels he’s earned his cred by insulting fuckwits denying climate change but thing is, he’s no better off than them- only that his beliefs happen to be right concerning it.

    • http://nanobotswillenslaveusall.wordpress.com/ Josh Bunting

      Ozinator still doesn’t realize that I didn’t write this article.

      Do you want me to start posting all the peer-reviewed studies showing vaccines are relatively safe and effective? That shut you up pretty quickly last time, dipshit.

  • Anteprepro

    So wait…it doesn’t matter that he is right? Because he’s insulting people for being wrong on an easily understood subject…

    What universe is this!? I must’ve taken a very wrong turn at the last signpost, and steered right into The Twilight Zone.

  • John Q. Galt

    Hi, I like your liberal internets. Can I play with them?

  • Ozinator


    “easily understood” would be fine if he (and you) were to refer to scientific method for the basis of what you claim to understand, but it’s not “easily understood” the way you guys think it is.

    Josh, PLEASE keep doing this…your right-for-the-wrong-reasons has been a valuable and educative lesson in cognitive dissonance; Too easy to pick on the people believing that climate change is wrong….much more informative to look at irony deficient fuckwits like you BELIEVING it is true.

  • http://nanobotswillenslaveusall.wordpress.com/ Josh Bunting

    I believe it’s true for the same reason I believe vaccines are relatively safe and effective – because there’s tons of evidence supporting that belief. So you don’t believe it’s true? Is that what you’re saying? You never make any sense, what with your illiteracy and all.

  • Ozinator


    Believing is a problem that puts you right where you don’t want to be (although Antiprepro is telling me it doesn’t matter as long as you happen to be right about those beliefs. I care about the whole you, Josh… heheheh)

    • http://nanobotswillenslaveusall.wordpress.com/ Josh Bunting

      So you’re a climate change denier, too. Awesome.

  • Anteprepro

    Is it just me, or is Ozinator “speaking” in butchered aphorisms? He seems to think that he what he is saying makes perfect sense, but the wording is just so slightly off that it leaves me baffled as to what he is trying to say.

    I will show you that climate change is easy to understand by giving you the cliffnotes version of the lessons I received in both geology and physics II, right here.

    CO2 is verified as a greenhouse gas, which has the effect of an insulator on our atmosphere: it prevents heat from escaping. CO2 is used by plants but there is a limit to how much they can intake. CO2 in the air has been increasingly at a rapid pace since the industrial era began, as carbon emissions are common from many of our fuel sources. During the same period of time, there has been a rapid increase in average world temperature. The world temperature itself is not the highest in history, but the rate of increase that we have experienced IS. If you question the scientific validity of any of those points, please show your work. And if you have another plausible explanation for the rate of temperature that is not related to carbon emissions, your Nobel prize awaits you. If you still don’t understand, go back to grade school. That is all.

  • Anteprepro

    So we’re fucking up the environment, causing ice to melt, desalinating the oceans, increasing the amount of deserts, and damaging every ecosystem on the planet. Big deal, amirite?

    Fuck off, retard.

  • admin

    Anteprepro 2, crybaby beasties 0

    Josh 5, Oz 0

    It’s a total blowout!

  • http://nanobotswillenslaveusall.wordpress.com/ Josh Bunting

    Funny to hear that coming from the same guy who posted this:

    “Don’t blow this, Ian. Go in there and DO SOMETHING BIG, DO SOMETHING FUNNY. you can’t just report on whats going on, you gotta MAKE IT HAPPEN. just get there and scream out LETS DO THIS and then DO IT. JUST DO IT. ive seen you reffered to as a gonzo journalist and also as a “liberal blogger”. which do you prefer? GO GONZO BABY! spray some republicans in the face with LSD, at least light a stinkbomb in the capital. moon someone important. GET FUCKING NUTS.”

    Yeah, we get the ISP info on our end here, Rick Scott impersonator, you fucking failure.

  • http://nanobotswillenslaveusall.wordpress.com/ Josh Bunting

    Stop being such a crybaby.

  • Anteprepro

    Ugh. Trolling for the sake of trolling. Even lower than the people who actually believe the shit they spew.

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